When some smug person tells you that cycling is the transport of the future, don't listen. Some historians will contend that the practice of cross dressing on bicycles began before the emergence of the Shepollini bloodline during the single speed mountain bike racing era, otherwise known by future academia as 'The Second Dark Age' due to the stagnated and regressed state of cycling at this time, but popular mythology will attest otherwise. Shepollini will also be regarded by history as the founding fathermother of the distant futures most popular sport: Cyclocrossdressing. In 500 years time the genderway indifferent Shepollini will not so much be remembered as an ancient pro cyclist, but instead will be revered by the predominate sub species (Homo sapien shemaleien) as the Adam and Eve of their kind. Further to yesterday's post, in which I mentioned, one commenter has offered a compelling view of the future based on the shocking evidence that Cipollini has brought to light: Anonymous said.
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